In writing not one, but two previous Christmas mysteries, I have come to be regarded as something of an ‘unreliable narrator’. One who misleads and beguiles the reader in order to gain advantage. Apparently, it’s a trope much loved by writers, but I have to say it’s not one I care for.
After all, I’m a social scientist. I gather evidence, analyse it carefully, and present the results in a balanced way. I try to be rigorous, to proceed in an ethical fashion, and to declare my biases. I strive, you might say, to be a reliable narrator.
But can truth be taken at face value? Sometimes it must be elaborated, or stretched. That’s certainly what seems to be going on in this, my third, Christmas mystery story.
So, please make what you will of what I have written here, and perhaps form your own judgement about the narrator. Reliable or not? It’s you who must decide.
***
The past year at the University had been pretty grim. So it was a relief to get away from London for a few weeks, and to be with my parents and my sister in Dumfriesshire, south west Scotland, for the Christmas holidays.
My first meal back home is always special. It’s a moment to assess the mood of the household as well as catch up on quotidian matters, village gossip, recent achievements and new enthusiasms.
That evening we ate a home-made lasagne and drank a bottle of Valpolicella, a favourite combination of mine. Mum was full of talk about a recent exhibition she’d seen, on the restoration of degraded peatland. My sister was preoccupied with her revision schedule for the holidays and the ‘pre-lims’ that awaited her thereafter.
Yet dad, smiling and nodding as ever, and certainly not devoid of appetite, was oddly quiet at the table. When we repaired to the sitting room afterwards and he took up his usual position in a chair next to the stove, he soon fell asleep. The occasional snore, being his only contribution to the conversation.
Later, in the kitchen as I dried the dishes, my mother elaborated.
‘He’s been like this for a while now. Two or three times a week he disappears after lunch and isn’t home until dinner. Then he has his meal, not saying much, and promptly nods off in the chair, or even goes for an early bath and bed’.
‘Are you worried about him mum?’
‘Well yes, I am. I’ve no idea where he goes and I don’t really want to ask him’.
‘Has he done this sort of thing before?’
‘That’s just it. Not at all. You know as well as me that he always gives chapter and verse about where he’s off to. Even if it’s only taking the dog out’.
‘And you’ve no clue about what he’s doing?’
‘Absolutely none. More strangely, he’s even switched off his location tracker!’
‘His what?’
‘On his phone. The three of us use it, so we can each see where the other two are. It’s incredibly useful living out here, with late buses, road works, flooding and so on’.
‘So you’re all electronically tagged!’
‘I suppose you could say that. Sounds a bit sinister, but it was your sister that suggested it and it’s been a great help’.
Trying to conceal a rather obvious suspicion about my father, I rapidly changed the subject. But in my bed that night I was puzzled.
Surely not?
***
Next morning I settled down to do a few hours work on a book outline I was preparing for a publisher. A series of essays on growing old as an inner journey, spirituality in later life, finding meaning through new practices and beliefs, like modern day pilgrimage. All vaguely ‘New Age’, but with a serious twist.
Around 11 o’ clock, and pleased with my progress, I took a break, made a pot of coffee and talked plans for the afternoon with the rest of the family. My mum and my sister had plenty to do, but dad wouldn’t be drawn. An hour later, he grabbed a sandwich and headed out to his Land Rover, sketching a ‘things to do’ kind of wave as he closed the garden gate.
‘You see what I mean’, said mum, gazing up the track at dad’s disappearing vehicle.
‘I do. That’s not like him at all’
‘There’s something stirring, but I just can’t put my finger on it’.
‘Or maybe you just don’t want to, mum. Some kind of personal crisis, maybe?’
‘In a retired man, your dad’s age! I suppose it’s possible, but you surely aren’t thinking … are you?’
‘These things do happen, as we all know’.
‘OK. But I’m not going down that road. Maybe in the past I did wonder once or twice. But not now. Over the years we’ve been here, I’ve thought how content he is, and if I may say so, very solicitous and kind to me. We’re very happy together here. No, no. It can’t possibly be that’.
‘You’re right of course, mum. So maybe we should stop speculating – and get down to enjoying the build up to Christmas!’
***
But the following lunchtime when the same thing happened, my curiosity got the better of me.
As dad drove up the track and away, I jumped into my car and followed him at a discreet distance. Reaching the T junction, he signalled right and I paused on the brow of the hill behind him. When I reached the junction he was no longer in view, so I preceded cautiously along the main road. Rounding a bend, there was his car. He had the window down and was talking to a cyclist travelling in the same direction.
Suddenly engulfed by the madness of what I was doing, I drove up behind the Land Rover, signalled, and as I overtook, gave a cheery wave, before speeding up and heading out of sight.
Feeling quite the fool, I had to detour about seven miles to get back home without immediately re-tracing my route and being seen again.
***
When he left after lunch two days later, mum and I gazed at one another and said nothing for a while. Then she spoke.
‘Have you seen the state of his hands?’
‘No, I haven’t looked. Something strange about them?’
‘They’re rough and bruised. His nails, broken and torn’.
‘But aren’t they normally a bit like that? He’s always gardening, stacking wood, dragging rocks out of the burn’.
‘You could be right, I guess. But surely, he’s not going to carry on like this after Christmas: away for hours at a stretch and then asleep when he’s home?’
‘Oh for goodness sake you two! Can’t you give it a rest?’
It’s my sister, walking into the kitchen, and forthright as ever.
‘Isn’t it obvious he’s working on something or other and doesn’t want to tell us about it just yet. Leave him be! All will be revealed. Or as Julian of Norwich famously said: ‘All shall be well’.
Bemused at the quote, I nodded and went back to my book proposal.
***
Christmas Eve came with a change in the weather. After days of mild Westerlies, the wind backed round to the North East, bringing flecks of snow that soon thickened and began to cover the ground. Twinkling Christmas lights were on before breakfast and the morning was a relaxed bustle of preparations.
Dad was on great form and asked me to give him a hand lighting up his outdoor oven. Fortunately he keeps it in a covered lean-to, out of the rain and snow, and with wood to hand. Not just any wood of course. For his signature dish, of hot smoked salmon, he prefers apple and plum, using cuttings he takes each year from the orchard.
We spent a pleasant hour firing up the stove, chatting about my work, and pondering on the state of the unstable world. When the salmon came out after exactly 12 minutes of cooking, burnt-orange and sizzling, it smelled delicious. A large handful of chopped winter herbs went on top and it was taken to the kitchen, for a brief moment of ritualised and gendered admiration.
By the end of the morning a whole array of dishes had been prepared for our dinner that evening. My parents have a thing about Denmark, and have travelled there a lot. So over the years we’ve adopted a Nordic theme for our Christmas Eve meal: fish, meat balls, pickles, rye bread and lots of remoulade. All washed down with pilsner and a small glass or two of aquavit.
With the feast in mind, our lunch comprised a modest bowl of soup, along with a chunk of bread. Then there were a few hours to read and take a nap, before darkness fell.
***
By the time we left home for the early evening carol service in our local red tin church, the julebord of comestibles was fully laid out in the dining room, and covered with a large, chequered cloth. There seemed to be enough food for half the village.
Kitted out in boots, thick coats and woolly hats, and assisted by Nordic poles, we slithered down to the crowded church, just in time to squeeze in together, on a pew near the back.
As is normal for this popular event, the singing made up in enthusiasm what it lacked in skill. My sister however, carried off a reading from the pulpit with considerable aplomb, gaining admiring glances in the process. The proceedings concluded with We Wish You and Merry Christmas, accompanied by much foot stomping on the wooden floors. Then we spilled out into the Christmas Eve night, said our greetings to all and sundry, and prepared to make for home.
Or so we thought. For just then, dad spoke.
***
‘Listen up folks, I’d like to take a different route back, if you don’t mind. It’s a bit longer, but there’s something I’m keen for you to see along the way’.
Mum’s eyes met mine as we each silently guessed. Might this be the key to the mystery?
We trudged in single file along a snow-covered path that was clearly familiar to dad. In no more than five minutes we reached a clearing in the wood. I immediately remembered it as a place where pheasants had been reared in years gone by. Back then it had high netting round its square boundary, inside of which were roosting huts and feeding stations.
But now these were all gone. Getting closer, I could see the whole space had been cleared, and moreover, seemed to be illuminated from flickering fires in metal baskets. A few people were already mustered at the edge of the enclosure.
Straining my eyes, I made out some kind of pattern on the ground. We reached the entrance and everyone gathered together. The main actors, it seemed, were dad and three of his friends. They stood smiling at the folk they’d brought along.
Then each spoke in turn.
‘Welcome to this inaugural occasion, and what better moment than Christmas Eve for it to happen?’
‘You may have been wondering where we’ve been going and what we’ve been doing on all those afternoons these past weeks, coming home with aching backs and sore hands’.
‘We’ve created something to provide a space for reflection and contemplation, somewhere for people to come in all seasons, in darkness and in light’.
‘We’ve laboured long and hard to get to this point. But now the work is complete. It’s an inexact copy of something first created in Chartres around 800 years ago. Dear friends and family members, please join us in walking for the first time, The Labyrinth of Nithsdale’.
I looked at mum and saw tears welling. We hugged in mutual relief. My sister jabbed me in the ribs and as a sibling might, noted that her prediction had been correct.
***
We set off to walk. After the initial chit chat, a calming silence fell on our small group.
A single path, perhaps two feet wide, turned and looped through some eleven circles, in four connected quartiles, and gradually brought us to the centre. Here a rose shape of six petals was where we turned to retrace our steps.
The path was thick with pine needles and beech leaves. Now veiled in snow, it was comfortable under foot and bounded on each side by exquisitely mossy rocks and small boulders.
The walk took some time. We progressed towards the centre, only to be brought further out again in circumnavigations that led us forward and then back. This was repeated in reverse as we made our returning way, to the starting point.
When we emerged, there was much embracing and kissing. I couldn’t deny that my first labyrinth walk had produced some kind of deep effect in me. Others seemed to feel the same. It was the most unusual Christmas Eve experience I could remember.
***
Then my mother clapped her hands to get attention.
‘Listen everyone. This has been so fantastic and we should all congratulate the labyrinth makers. Those four people who for weeks have had the rest of us guessing what they’ve been up to!’
At this, cheers and applause broke out.
‘So … since our house is just on the other side of the wood, can I invite you all back there? We’ve plenty of food on the table waiting to be eaten, and some unusual drinks as well. So please, follow me and we should be there in less than 10 minutes’.
Everyone came. Our torches and smartphones illuminated the way. Urged on by a sense of group wellbeing, as well as hunger and thirst, we found our way back through the snowy wood, to the road, and then to the track.
As we approached, the house seemed unusually bright. From the dining room I could see candles flickering in groups. Surely we didn’t leave them on when we left? More disturbing were the shapes of moving figures inside. I felt a sense of alarm rising in my throat, and got myself to the front of the group, suddenly going into protective mode.
But as I reached the front door, it swung open and a smiling man, rather oddly dressed, welcomed me inside. I had no sense of danger and followed him, turning right from the hallway to where the meal had been laid-out before we left. People pushed in behind me and soon all the labyrinth walkers were gathered together in one room.
***
This is what we saw.
The oblong dinner table, which we had left laden with provender, had disappeared completely. Now a round table of marble stood in its place. It was covered in an ancient cloth, of what looked like Flemish tapestry.
Around it stood four bearded men, dressed in rough woollen smocks, fastened with rope at the waist. Each with a wooden cross at the neck and fur boots at the feet. The eldest addressed my father and his three friends by name.
Then in accents of ancient inflection, they each spoke in turn. Their utterances were in Old French, yet by some mysterious process, we could understand them perfectly.
‘We are privileged to have travelled down the centuries to visit you here in Scotland, on the night before our Lord was born’
‘By the grace of God, we have come from the city of Chartres, where we worked on its cathedral for many years.’
‘There we constructed a labyrinth to aid pilgrims on their journey’.
‘Now we are honoured that you have recreated the labyrinth of Chartres in the woodlands near here. May all who walk it in meditative hope, find peace and insight’.
With this, the cloth on the table was pulled away, to reveal a beautiful labyrinth detailed in brown and black marble. It was of course an exact copy of Chartres. The four men then stepped back from the table and invited us to come forward and look in detail.
Taking our time, we traced fingers through and back, as the men quietly sang an old French carol, in rough harmony. Then, our family, friends and visitors, with the masons of Chartres, formed a circle around the table, and joined hands.
As we stood in silence, an electrical impulse seemed to pass through us and the room filled with the brightest, but softest, of radiant light. Then as it grew dim, leaving only the candlelight, the French masons slowly faded from our sight, and were gone. So too was the marble labyrinth.
We were now left facing each other across the oak dining table. Restored to the room, it groaned with food, all ready to serve.
No one spoke. Then my mother broke in.
‘OK folks’ it’s going to be a buffet tonight, so just circle round the table and take whatever you want – before it all disappears!’
***
There we have it. Am I still the unreliable narrator would you say, or can I now be trusted? I’m not even sure myself!
At any rate, I hope you can trust me to tell a Christmas mystery story.
For my two previous Christmas mystery stories, see:
2021 - The Christmas Eve Dinner https://davidgrahamclark.net/2021/12/21/the-christmas-eve-dinner-a-mystery-story/
2022 – The Missing Person https://davidgrahamclark.net/2022/12/19/the-missing-person-a-christmas-mystery/